jnagal: get free books (2)

jnagal (

jnagal) wrote,
@ 2006-01-11 13:24:00

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get free books (2)
Quiz 1 books: Goes to momma nagul, for sheer persistence.

Quiz 2 giveaway books:

84, Charing Cross Road - Helene Hanff

The Ground Beneath Her Feet - Salman Rushdie

Famous books both, no explanation required.

Quiz 2: Gollum, Gollum!

Whats have I gots in my pocketses?

Rules: ref. get free books (1)

There you goes, you nasty little hobbitses ...

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	My precious! (Anonymous) 2006-01-11 09:59 am UTC (link)
	One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them - smi (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: My precious! jnagal 2006-01-11 10:05 am UTC (link)
	Sorry, thats not in my pocket at the moment. They took it from us. theiving hobbitses! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: My precious! (Anonymous) 2006-01-11 10:31 am UTC (link)
	Then whats there Smeagol... hands? String or nothing? Wallet :p? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: My precious! (Anonymous) 2006-01-11 10:38 am UTC (link)
	Hole? - smi (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: My precious! (Anonymous) 2006-01-11 10:39 am UTC (link)
	Holesss Sssssss? - Sssssssmi (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: My precious! (Anonymous) 2006-01-11 01:05 pm UTC (link)
	They betrays us, our friend betrays us!!! They told us they shall give away books, instead they hides it in their pocketses :(.... theiving hobbitses have corrupted our friends! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: My precious! jnagal 2006-01-11 02:57 pm UTC (link)
	So think all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All they have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to them. -- The Grey-White bearded bugger (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: My precious! (Anonymous) 2006-01-12 10:08 am UTC (link)
	Does gollum have a pocketwatch, Gandalf, the wise? And do you know whether Mr. Vagaries is at all interested in giving away the books? The contest seems neverending, but we giveup not. The time shall come when the poor hobbits will get atleast a part of his collection. - smi (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: My precious! jnagal 2006-01-12 10:14 am UTC (link)
	Look towards the north. Tomorrow morning will bring forth the winner. Till then, stop cribbing! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: My precious! (Anonymous) 2006-01-12 03:15 pm UTC (link)
	Alright, its the darkness waiting for the morning sunlight over there in its pocketses... hopefully its quest will end tomorrow morning - smi (Reply to this) (Parent)

	I know! I know!! (Anonymous) 2006-01-11 11:39 am UTC (link)
	Nada. Zilch. -n (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: I know! I know!! (Anonymous) 2006-01-11 02:50 pm UTC (link)
	you know nothing. You can prove nothing. you got nothing on me ... You SHALL NOT pass! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: I know! I know!! (Anonymous) 2006-01-11 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	I will still pass comments. BWAAAHAAAHAAH! -n (Reply to this) (Parent)

Gotcha
(Anonymous)
2006-01-11 11:55 am UTC (link)

Alarm clock
Sledgehammer
A Photo of Dolly Parton
Some string
Fluff
Machine washed bits of paper
One tack
Rubber duck
a Skull pendant
Candy
A used bullet
A photo of Tina Turner
Some Nepali money
One Thumb
A Chrysanthemum Herbal Tea bag
One green wig
False moustaches
Shoe polish
A jack in the box
An acorn
A pebble
Two imaginary friends - Blooregard Q Kazoo and Coco
A small unregarded yellow ring

- P

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	Re: Gotcha (Anonymous) 2006-01-11 12:16 pm UTC (link)
	Are you sure ? I am positive the wig he was sporting that day was flaming red. Oh and I also think there's no more candy. Blooregard Q Kazoo was looking pretty full up yesterday. -Chikkiti China Jr.(The Naturalised American Chicken) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Gotcha (Anonymous) 2006-01-11 02:53 pm UTC (link)
	You almost got me there with the Nepali money and herbal tea. But Dolly Parton got me back from the brink ... And don't you dare drag Kazoo or call him imaginary ... Kazoo is our friend! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Gotcha (Anonymous) 2006-01-11 05:12 pm UTC (link)
	Hold on. I'm confused now. Who's Kazoo ? I thought he was called Jadoo. This is getting very muddled. -n (Reply to this) (Parent)

	aneeta_04 2006-01-11 12:16 pm UTC (link)
	>> Whats have I gots in my pocketses? Air (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jnagal 2006-01-11 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	no air supply. no elton john either. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Judwa (Anonymous) 2006-01-11 01:13 pm UTC (link)
	The Taweej kept as Nishani of your lost brother for verification when you meet him again in "Kumbh ka mela"... - smi (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Judwa jnagal 2006-01-11 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	NIshaNI! Ni! Ni! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Schrodinger's Cat ? (Anonymous) 2006-01-11 01:52 pm UTC (link)
	If it ain't dead yet. Remember, you promised to be nice to them. -Chikkin Tikka (Serious. No Masala) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Schrodinger's Cat ? jnagal 2006-01-11 02:59 pm UTC (link)
	No, no, no. We ate it. (Kazoo got some too) (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Schrodinger's Cat ? (Anonymous) 2006-01-11 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	General Major Catastrophe! Does Schrodinger know yet ? I've been hearing some disturbing rumors about a weird dumbass theory he's spreading to account for his cat's non-appearance. -n. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Schrodinger's Cat ? (Anonymous) 2006-01-11 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	Schrodinger doesn't know yet. He never wanted to see the cat again anyway. - P (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Schrodinger's Cat ? jnagal 2006-01-11 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	we thinks we left a bone. But we are not very certain... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Schrodinger's Cat ? (Anonymous) 2006-01-11 05:59 pm UTC (link)
	What a sourpuss!. Pffth! And he considers his theory the cat's whiskers eh?. He should be flogged with a cat o'nine tails. No more pussyfooting around. No siree. -n (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Schrodinger's Cat ? (Anonymous) 2006-01-11 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	Aaha! The cat's out of the bag and fur will fly now. Who got the cat's tongue ? -n (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lets see ... jakespeak 2006-01-12 06:11 am UTC (link)
	your visa your house keys your company ID your hands ... .. ?? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: lets see ... jakespeak 2006-01-12 06:21 am UTC (link)
	coin coins lint fluff (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: lets see ... jnagal 2006-01-12 06:25 am UTC (link)
	That goes in the bag man! Never forget the bag!! the bag, the bag! You know what bag, rt? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: lets see ... jakespeak 2006-01-12 06:34 am UTC (link)
	er .. no. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: lets see ... jnagal 2006-01-12 10:15 am UTC (link)
	damn! damn! what have I taught my mentees ... :( (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Eyh! (Anonymous) 2006-01-12 06:12 am UTC (link)
	When does this quiz close ? What happens to the anonymouse cowherds who responded ? :) -n (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Eyh! jnagal 2006-01-12 10:16 am UTC (link)
	No discussions about the cowherds. It's a moo point anyways. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	wait .. jakespeak 2006-01-12 06:38 am UTC (link)
	a ticket. to out of here. ?? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: wait .. jakespeak 2006-01-12 06:40 am UTC (link)
	you have your hand ? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: wait .. jnagal 2006-01-12 10:16 am UTC (link)
	talk to the hand!! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	jakespeak 2006-01-12 06:48 am UTC (link)
	you have in your pockets a firm grip on your gears and your sprockets clutching your ticket you are off in search of monies and honies * grin * oh and then them sprockets ... * wicked grin * (Reply to this) (Thread)

	more rowdiness jakespeak 2006-01-12 06:58 am UTC (link)
	hand in his pocket he approached lovely miss locket she looked and she hmmphed and asked him to sock it :)) (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: more rowdiness (Anonymous) 2006-01-12 10:09 am UTC (link)
	so is it a locket having the photo of Miss Locket? Hmmmm.... Locketed locket locked in his pocket.... - smi (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: more rowdiness jnagal 2006-01-12 10:18 am UTC (link)
	That would make it a triply locket-locked pocket. But then, that was a different quiz. Thats over now and we had the winner too, remember. A tasket in hand is worth two locketses in the pocketses. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: more rowdiness jnagal 2006-01-12 10:20 am UTC (link)
	story of my life. No points for spreading general depression! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bribe jakespeak 2006-01-12 10:30 am UTC (link)
	'whats in the pocket?' said he. 'what dost thou want to be in it?' said i. he told me. i gave it to him. and walked away with the books. hah ! * smug * (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: bribe jnagal 2006-01-12 10:37 am UTC (link)
	This needs an offline discussion ;-) (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: bribe jakespeak 2006-01-12 11:06 am UTC (link)
	mwahahaaa !! * totally evil laugh * the books are as good as mine. all you other hobbitses can dig for some roots. mwhahahahah !! another totally evil laugh (Reply to this) (Parent)

The End

jnagal
2006-01-13 01:09 am UTC (link)

ok, time's up!

Gollum ofcourse has got no pocketses. He being the skimpiest clad male fantasy creature ever.

Some might logically postulate that since he hath no pocketses, therefore he has nothing in them. nada. zilch. The above statement contains a number of logical fallacies; that is, invalid propositional constructions and syllogistic forms. This claim, therefore, is pure bullshit. One cannot prove this but it "is" in the same sense that Mount Everest "is", or that Alma Cogan "isn't".

I seem to have digressed. In a nutshell, all answers are wrong, even if they
were amusing. As far as my own pockets are concerned, that is none of your bloody business, kindly stay away from it.

And for the prize, I have consulted the higher authorities and in a sort of lucky draw, it has been decided that the books should go to Smi(ta). Congratulations, you shall be receiving them soon.

That's it from this round of gfb. See you again, in the next episode.

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	Overconfident? (Anonymous) 2006-01-14 08:35 am UTC (link)
	Thank u thank u.. but I'll collect them all together .. i.e. of course assuming I'll win some more going ahead..... (Reply to this) (Parent)

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